I've always joked with my friends about starting a blog to share my sex stories with the whole world, and last nights adventure pushed me over the edge.
Usually I have a policy of dating only guys that are much older than me, but I had been talking to college boy for a few weeks and decided to give him a chance.Well that was a mistake, all he could do was remind me of the reason for the rule.
So he texted me last night telling me to come over, and after weeks of saying no I finally said what the hell sure I'll come over. On the drive over I decided to be different for once and not sleep with him on the first "Date". Well as soon as I walked into his apartment he pounced on me like a 12 year old boy. Literally I have never had to push someone off me in fear that they would suffocate me with their tongue. I mean this guy told me he hadn't gotten laid since january, but he must have meant January of '08. So after my near death experience college boy takes me up to his room. The first thing I notice was that he sleeps on a futon, what 23 year sleeps on a futon? At least this explains why he's not getting laid. So now I'm thinking okay this night can only get better from here, I mean college is where you learn everything he's got to know something. Let me just give you the highlights of the evening.
1. with his hands down my pants he asked "is that your clit.
2. While giving him head he told me to be careful bc he masturbates to much (How much do you have to masturbate for that to happen).
3. Still while giving him head he asked if he came (don't you know!)
4. He begged me like no one ever has to sleep with him ( it was so sad I couldn't say no)
5. He asked if he was the biggest ( maybe if you add 3 in.)
6. After we finished he said It was too messy ( I can't make this up)
7. I ran out of there.
I must say this was a first in the pity fuck department. Any guys reading this one tip....Never ask a girl if you're the biggest no one wants to lie to your face.
Well that's all for this sexcapade back to the closet for me.
sshhh
CW
"Been there done that messed around,
I'm having fun don't put me down
I'll never let you
sweep me off my feet"
